I’ve been on twitter for around a year or so. Not long by many people’s standards but before I published my books there was no real need for the extra burden of different social networking sites. Actually I did get onto twitter before that but I quickly found it to be useless for actively engaging with anyone, so I stayed away and didn’t use my account until I started self publishing.
And there’s the rub. Twitter is crap for conversation. If it’s friends and happy conversation you’re after, stay away from twitter and stick with good old eff bee. Twitter is for 3 things and 3 things only.
3. Advertising your shit.
I’ll take each of these in turn. Twitter is THE place for today’s celeb’s to let the rest of us plebs know that they are actually real live people and not some cgi invention. They post their pictures and funny videos and tell us all about what they’re doing on set or in the studio and trade witty repartee with other celebs. They also plug their latest movie/album/book/tv show etc on twitter. For celebs, twitter is an amazing free advertising bill board and they love it.
Hot on the heels of all the celeb twitterers come their fans – in their millions. The fans come to twitter simply to try to get noticed by their idol (yes I’ve done that too and quickly realised I was on a hiding to nothing). Every tweet by their favourite celeb is pounced on and the number of replies skyrockets quickly. Each one hopes and prays their idol will reply to their tweet and some of them will tweet hundreds of times a day solely to try and get noticed by their idol. What they don’t realise is that alot of the more major celebs on twitter will have ‘staff’ doing their tweets, announcing the latest movie/album etc and posting photos ad nauseam. The chances of getting a tweet by a major movie star on twitter is about the same as me walking outside of my house right now and slipping up in a heap of rocking horse shit..!
I used to be a fan of Dwayne The Rock Johnson and used to tweet hello to him and send him the digital artwork I did of him but I never got a response. Seeing his tweets and his responses (on the rare occasions when he does actually respond) has put me off him as a person. He’s beautiful to look at and is good at acting but as a person he sucks. Thanks twitter, you took my idol from me..!
And then there’s advertising. Twitter is heaving with people all trying to sell their shit (me included) and each one tweets endlessly about how wonderful their product is and why it’s better than everyone else’s. That’s all well and good but you see dear, there are no actual customers on twitter, only other crazed sellers who have no intention whatsoever of ever buying your shit nor anyone else’s. If you’re trying to sell your shit on twitter, you’re wasting your time because you’re not reaching actual customers there. It took me ages to realise this (I can be thick sometimes) and I sat down and wondered what the heck I was doing flogging my guts retweeting other authors, when the effort doesn’t increase my book sales.
And hard work it is too. It takes a serious amount of time out of your day using twitter. You’re expected to retweet people so that they will retweet you back. I say, supposed, because in practice it doesn’t happen that way. I spent a couple of hours a day retweeting people and only ever got 3 or 4 retweets in return and half of those I did get were ones where I’d thanked someone for retweeting or said hello to a new follower – all carefully chosen by the retweeter so as not to include a link to my work.
I now go there for just a couple of minutes a day to check for new followers and direct messages but I no longer retweet people. The number of retweets I got in no way made up for the time I spent or the numbers of tweets I retweeted. I have my facebook author pages set up so everything I post there automatically goes to my twitter page too so I’m still sort of using it as free advertising.
I prefer to actually interact with people so I stay on facebook. I have my personal page and my author page and I find it more pleasing to have actual conversations with people than simply dispense links that immediately get lost in the cess pool of other tweets, which no one reads or pays attention to.
Is is just me? What do you think of twitter?
Very interesting, I was on Twitter then gave it up ages ago.
I think a lot of people are beginning to get very disillusioned with it.