I had the pleasure of having The Trials of Nahda featured on my good friend Rebekkah Ford’s blog, The Wandering Thoughts of a Writer. Click here to visit her fantastic blog. I hope you enjoy the feature.
Ever tried to buy an ad at one of those book advertising websites? You pay the fee and they advertise your book on their website/facebook/twitter for a day. Some are cheap-ish whereas others are hugely expensive and trade on nothing more than their name. The hook is simple – you pay them to put your book ad in front of thousands of potential readers/buyers via their website or email list. Seems great doesn’t it? The only problem is that all of them that I’ve come across so far – and that is a lot – demand you have a certain number of reviews at a certain level before they will then CONSIDER – yes, just consider – taking your book for an ad. Most often they still turn you down even if you can qualify.
I’ve seen a huge number of authors who, like me, moan constantly at how impossible it is to find genuine reviews. Yes, you can do the sock puppet thing by writing your own under fake names. You can buy them, and you can ‘trade’ reviews with another author (the unspoken rule here is that it has to be 5*). Getting genuine ones is impossible, completely and totally impossible. Not only do readers want you to give them your hard work for free, but they then won’t even bother to write a short 1 sentence review by way of recompense. I am quickly getting to hate so called readers.
This whole book ad thing is a total scam. The most well known of these advertising sites charges hundreds of dollars for a book ad, which you then have to ‘qualify’ for by having dozens of 5* reviews. Listen assholes, if I had that many 5* reviews I wouldn’t need your poxy website would I.
My advice to anyone and everyone is simple – don’t use these sites. They just want to take your hard earned money and even if you buy enough reviews to qualify, they then invent some other reason to turn you down – your book isn’t their genre, the cover isn’t professional enough, there is a single typo on page 427, or whatever.
I am sick of all the scams being peddled out there aimed at hard working authors like me. I am also sick of ‘readers’ who actually don’t read and certainly never review. This ridiculously out of control self publishing thing has to blow up soon, it has to. Then maybe, hopefully, all the peddlers of the dross will realise that they really should go back to doing manual labour, and those with real creativity can get their quality work out there. Then it will just be a case of educating the brainless masses on how to actually read quality work.
I got a message in my facebook inbox today, saying “Willing to hear constructive criticism?” I replied that of course, I’m always willing. This is the reply.
“I started to read your story and was repelled by the way you write. I normally can and do push my self to read material that is new. I would not read more of yours than 2 pages and would not buy it. You have me at at loss since the actual suggestions I had for you are now in the cobweb recesses of my mind.”
Now, forgive me for being thick, but how is this constructive criticism? This is a personal opinion, not helpful advice. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and even if said opinion offends my own, I absolutely stand by your right to your own, but don’t label it as constructive criticism just to give a valid reason to bash me for kicks. If you think you have advice that might help me evolve and develop as a writer, then I’m all ears baby, but if you just want to punch me in the face for shits and giggles, you can fuck off.
I started writing my first novel in June 2011, and this is the first time I’ve had a message like this, so if this happens once every three years during my career as a writer, I won’t be doing too badly.
I’ve been bullied and cajoled into doing something I should have done ages ago, but didn’t. It’s a long haul, but a necessary one and I will be glad when it’s finished. Glad, and hopeful that it might pay dividends.
As a self published author, the internet is our shop front. We are our own brand and unless you are fortunate enough to be as rich as Croesus, you must do the work of marketing yourself and your product on your own. It’s a slog, but if you do it right, you will have a wider online presence that will be less work to maintain than it is to build.
I have always been honest about my lack of ability to market myself. I suck at it and probably always will, but even I can do a few easy things that give me a better presence online, and create a greater opportunity for readers to stumble across me and my work as they surf. These can be broken down into a few basics.
Spread your net wide, update regularly, and bait that hook well.
There are many places on the internet where you can have a permanent presence, for free, and showcase your work. They may not lead directly to sales, but if you’re not there, the people that are there can’t see you or your work, can they? Take advantage of these sites, make your profile and put your books up there so anyone surfing over there can stumble across you. Places like Author’s Den for instance are free to join, you can have your own bio page and all of your books showing, and all for nothing. People might say that such places aren’t worth the effort, but if just one person see’s your profile there and decides to take a chance on one of your books, it’s worth it. And what if that one person happens to be a major Hollywood director? Ask around, google for ‘free online promotion sites’ and see what comes up. Take the time, it could bring you that chance you’ve dreamed of.
Once you’ve spread yourself around the internet, it’s important to keep the information updated regularly. Bookmark all of the places where you have a presence, and visit them regularly to make sure all the information is up to date. If you decide to update your bio for instance, or your book blurb, go around your sites and update it everywhere, it only takes a few minutes to copy and paste.
Of course, all this should be done after you’ve made sure your bio, blurbs, covers etc are the best they can be. If you find blurbs troublesome, ask a friend to help, go to the pages of similar books on Amazon and read their blurbs to inspire your own. Try to make them inviting, even a little mysterious. They should make a reader want to find out more, not tell them everything right away. Re do your personal bio, or get a friend to help. I find my own bio difficult, but you can send a list of questions to some trusted friends and ask them to take a minute to answer them. Ask them how they would sum you up in less than six words, what do they feel your strengths are, what is funny about you, what do they feel is unique about you? Their answers will help you understand how others see you, and you should be able to update your bio from that without it sounding too cheesy.
I’m in the middle of all this stuff at the moment, and although it’s work each day, it won’t go on forever. Once I finish putting all of my books onto these sites, it will be there forever. It’s just because I have eight books to do that’s making it take a while. Places like Author’s Den and Kindleboards have quite a process to go through to get your book up and looking proper, so I’m doing them one a day to spread the load. Even if it doesn’t lead to sales immediately, I will have a bigger internet presence, and as a brand with a product to sell, all free exposure is good exposure.
Another thing I’m making the effort to change, is my approach with twitter. I’ve been doing content tweeting for a while now, and I’m getting a lot of retweets and favouritings from it, although mostly the non promo posts. What I didn’t realise until a friend pointed it out, was that my tweeting was too general, and maybe I should change it more towards my genre. Why the hell did that not occur to me? Duh! So, I’m in the process of finding another couple of hundred interesting sci fi friendly content tweets, so I can update my tweeting and hopefully attract sci fi loving folks to my door. By the way, if you happen to know of any sci fi type articles, videos and other interesting stuff, leave the link in the comments and if it fits what I want, I’ll add them to my content tweet list.
Blogging is something I’m working on, and I’ve made a vow to blog 3 times a week (at least). Increasing traffic here to the website is a big goal, and one of my main ones behind selling millions of books and having movies made of my books. Again, keep your website updated properly, with appropriate links to everywhere else you and your work can be found. This means of course that I will have to spend more time sitting on my already substantial rear end at the computer.
Readers and writers are two very different animals. I know, I’ve been both, and am now just a writer.
What I mean is, as an author, you need to constantly remind yourself who you are writing for. Hopefully, unless you’re writing ‘how to write’ books, you are writing primarily for people who love to read. Yes, I know writers also read books, but this blog is about the difference in perception from those who write but also read, from those who read but don’t write.
The vast majority of those who read books, don’t write them, and the way they will engage with, and react to your work, is very different from the way another writer will engage with and react to it. Your job as an author is to please those who read, not those who write. Remember that.
Give a writer and a non writer a copy of the same book and ask them to review it. You will get two totally different approaches.
The writer will comment on your grammar, spelling, the depth (or lack thereof) of your characters, your narrative being too wordy (or not wordy enough), plot holes and continuity errors, lack of attention to detail etc etc etc. Whilst all this is useful to know so that you can improve your writing in the future, it’s not the be all and end all.
Those who read but don’t write will give you different feedback. They will say how much they enjoyed it (or didn’t), whether they liked the characters or not, whether the story engaged them or bored them. They might say how keen they are to read your next book, and they might also point out a few spelling/grammar errors if they’re obvious ones.
See the difference?
An important point to remember is that another writer will always have their editing head on, and will always notice the errors first. As far as most authors are concerned, simply liking the story or characters is not important. They are the ones who will say spelling and grammatical errors are deal breakers when it comes to buying a book. Those who just read and don’t write, tend not to regard the odd spelling mistake or grammar faux pas as the end of the world, enjoying the story is paramount for them.
Another thing worth remembering is that other authors will always regard you as a rival for their customers, and many will enjoy pointing out every little mistake you made, in order to make their own work appear superior to yours, and their knowledge all the greater. Of course I know not all are so calculating, but many are. I see so many authors wanting the approval of other writers before they feel worthy of self publishing, and seldom do they realise or remember that it is readers they’re after, and most readers don’t write books.
Of course you should make sure your work is as free from errors as possible, that goes without saying, (or it should), but it’s not more important than creating a story and characters that people will enjoy. Your first concern is what readers want and stuff other authors’ opinions.
I also see authors spending a lot of time networking on social media with other authors, and I must admit that the vast majority of my twitter followers are other authors. I fail to understand why they think networking with me is going to help them sell their books, as I’ve no intention of buying 99.9% of them, but still they add me in droves every day. It is getting difficult to find ordinary readers on social media now, and all of my attempts to find them on twitter have failed. I have to assume that those who read but don’t write, aren’t on twitter.
It is not important that other authors like you or your work, other than the exchanging of information that does sometimes take place between writers. Tips on formatting, marketing strategies, the best software for making video trailers and other nuts and bolts stuff is useful, but don’t waste time trying to impress them with your work. They will never will impressed until you are famous for your writing and they are still trying to make it. Then they’ll be all over you like a cheap suit.
I’m not trying to put authors against each other, but I am trying to explain perspective. So many authors (myself included) have become despondent because other authors don’t seem too impressed with their work, but it is not other authors who will buy it. Authors will happily review your work, if you give them a free copy, but they don’t often buy it. Again, I know there are a few who do, so no hate mail please.
99.9% of the population don’t write books and never will, and it is those people whose opinions matter most, those people you should aim to please and those whose affections you should be courting – if you can find them.
But that’s a whole other problem.
The internet is a wonderful tool in so many ways, and there is no doubt that it largely enhances our lives. From online shopping which makes daily life for the disabled or isolated, much easier, to educational information available to everyone, to online business opportunities, it opens life up to us in ways we never realised were closed before.
As with most things in life however, there is a darker side to the internet, and it seems to be gaining in strength. There have been several high profile instances of cyber bullying and general aggressiveness, the latest of which is the abuse suffered by Stan Collymore, the retired English football player. He has been on the receiving end of racial abuse, mainly via twitter, which has escalated into death threats and all sorts of other horrors.
There are two questions that spring to mind immediately. Why do people do this and what can we do about it?
The first of these questions is multi-faceted, but simple to answer – because it’s anonymous. You don’t have to identify yourself truthfully anywhere on the internet, and this allows you the safety to behave in ways you would never dream of otherwise. You can call yourself any name you can think of, you can put any random photo on your profile, and no one need know who you really are. This is extremely empowering, especially for those people who are socially introverted, and/or too afraid to take part in what used to be called ‘normal social situations.’
Suddenly, we can now spit forth all of the darkest horrors that dwell deep within the most animalistic region of our minds, and which we tend to keep locked away when we have to physically interact with people. No one in their right mind would walk down the street, see a black skinned ex footballer, and yell the N word at the top of their voice. The chances are that the aforementioned would come over and nut you one if you did. We all know this, and, not wishing to invite fisticuffs with another person who might hurt us far more than we are able to hurt him/her, we keep our mouths shut and our kneecaps intact.
Get on the internet however, and suddenly those risks are not there anymore. We no longer have to risk getting a black eye or broken nose, we can be as horrible as we like and be totally confident that we will always get away with it. That gives us all a lot of power, but it is a power that causes nothing but pain.
I think there are several underlying causes of this upswing in anonymous aggression. Firstly, our societies are terribly over populated and our territorial boundaries are being invaded every day as more and more housing goes up, gardens get smaller and more people are being housed in apartments without even a balcony, let alone a garden. We now have more neighbours, far more closer to us than ever before and we are forced to live in far too close a proximity to everyone else. Everyone likes their own space, but when your own space is not much bigger than your own footprint, it has a detrimental psychological effect, so much so that there is now a new educational discipline called Environmental Psychology. People can now study the effects of overcrowding and the way it affects us.
This enforced crowding, leads me to the second reason. The closer we are forced to live with our neighbours, and the less personal space we are allowed, makes us withdraw from social interaction more than we would have done fifty years ago, in order to try to get some time away from all these people so close around. This withdrawal does nothing to enhance or develop our social or interpersonal skills, and subsequent generations are much less effective at what I call, compassionate social interaction than people of my parents’ generation was.
Given our dwindling ability to interact in a compassionate way, the dwindling of our personal space, and the enforced ‘close proximity living’ we are all experiencing, the type of interaction offered us by the internet, with it’s anonymity, makes cyber abuse bound to happen. We now have a platform on which to vent all of the pent up feelings our lives cause us, and knowing that we can say whatever we want without anyone having to know who we are, the temptation to vent forth with our most vicious feelings is too strong for many to resist.
So what can we do about it?
This is a hard one, and one that does not have a simple answer. We should encourage our younger generation to interact physically more than they do, limit their time on the internet so that real interaction becomes the norm for them, and give them other opportunities to vent their feelings in a way that does not involve hurting anyone else. Ideally we would all have the opportunity to live in slightly larger personal spaces than we now do, but unless there happens to be a sudden pandemic anytime soon, we are doomed to live shoulder to shoulder with our neighbours. Education is very important and often overlooked in this particular arena. Those who have spent many years being educated to a high standard, have not only showed that they have high self discipline, necessary for study, but they often have life goals that involve getting out into the world and doing something with their time and skills. Under educated inner city no-go area housing estates are often filled with people who have not had such a good education and who have practically no job prospects. They have more free time in which to sit around and get bored, due to not having a high standard of living, and the temptation to spend hours daily on the internet, and using it as an outlet for all of their woes, is very high.
We need to be teaching the younger generation how to be a compassionate social person in a high density society. This is where we can blame the parents – us, for not having done our job properly. Human nature is naturally compassionate, to a degree, but we are also naturally competitive and want to be better than the next guy. We are capable of great violence and as kids, we need to be taught how to control our selfish urges and live in harmony with others. With all the educational, racial, cultural and religious differences between us and our neighbours in our new borderless societies, we need to learn how to live and let live. It doesn’t come naturally, it needs to be learned and we haven’t taught this to our kids.
When it comes to social media, those in charge of these sites need to jump on any wrong doing quickly and deal with it, and this is where they are falling behind. In all of the recent high profile cases, the social media site(s) involved have done nothing about the abuse. This needs to change, especially as there have been several suicides resulting from cyber abuse. The problem for us as users is that we are almost totally powerless to force their hands. We can email, tweet, post etc demanding they toughen up, but 99% of people, while agreeing, won’t bother to get involved, (another demonstration of today’s lack of compassion for others).
I’ve had a few nasty comments on facebook over the years I’ve been involved with it, and my response is always to go public with it. I copy and paste the comment, with the person’s name, and let all my followers see it. I respond not with aggression, but with honesty and openness and show the world who this person is. Hopefully the ensuing embarrassment will help them to decide not to do it again. If I get a reputation for always showing the world what you’ve said to me, the chances are you will try to make sure what you say to me is not abusive. That’s my opinion anyway, and however flawed it may be, it works for me.
I hope Stan Collymore gets the result he deserves, and I hope the twitter bigwigs get off their fat asses and tighten up their response to such crap. In an ideal world this shit would not happen, but this is not an ideal world, because people live on it.
As a self published author, one has to constantly run the gauntlet of snobbish opinion as to traditional vs self publishing. This is a tiresome task and one that never goes away no matter what we do. No matter how carefully we proof read and edit, no matter how much money we spend on cover art, no matter how many beta readers we send our manuscripts to and no matter how many re-writes we do, our work will always be regarded as shit because it’s not been traditionally published.
This subject came up again on facebook just now, when some knob-head made the following comment,
“Self-published authors are exactly that, self-published. This is almost like arguing what the difference is between art and garbage.”
We all know there is a glut of badly edited trash out there from self published authors who should never have thought about putting their shit out there, let alone actually doing it, and we all know that the good stuff is buried under this mountain of trash, making it very difficult for our work to be found by readers. We also know that these trash writers give us good writers a bad name and are responsible for this stigma that plagues us.
The sticking point for me, and the one thing I cannot get past without getting angry, is that my work is judged by those who have never read it. No one has the ability to know whether my work is shit or solid gold without reading it first, and my opinion is that until they do, they should shut up and keep their asinine opinions to themselves. When I commented to this effect, on the same thread as the comment above, I was then told, “I’m not risking money and time on something I don’t trust. You have to earn that chance, you aren’t entitled to it. You do this via marketing yourself. (Of note, angry rants do not help your case.)” To anyone who believes that since I self publish my own work, I do not have the right to express my exasperation, I say this,
My ability to express my feelings has no effect whatsoever, either detrimental or otherwise, to my written work and if you think it does, then you’re probably not the kind of person I would wish for as a reader. You had probably better stay inside and carry on with your knitting and siamese cats, I’ve got gritty novels to write for readers with an educated and open mind.
In my humble opinion, it is people such as those I mentioned above, that are killing writing and not authors self publishing their own work. Whilst badly edited work does annoy readers, opinions such as those outlined above do much damage to talented authors trying to get their work out there to those minds waiting to receive it and enjoy it. It is these talentless and blinkered troglodytes who are hindering the evolution of writing/publishing, not authors missing the odd comma or misspelling there/their/they’re.
As those of us with a few brain cells know, there is no benefit to being traditionally published these days. They may (may) give you a small advance, but they keep 80% of your royalties, they do no marketing for you and you get no say about the cover art. A traditional publishing house will demand you present them with a fully outlined marketing plan before they consider offering you a contract and you will be expected to do all the leg work in getting your work out there. Self published authors keep up to 70% of their own royalties and have total control over cover art, and still do their own marketing/promotion etc. There are many editors out there advertising their services if you don’t have the knowledge or confidence to do it yourself, so self publication need never be the poor relation of the writing family.
Times without number I find spelling errors and other simple mistakes in traditionally published works by well known authors, but never have I seen comments about how bad this is, nor how this should not be tolerated etc. No, the opinions are always about how self published authors are the street urchins amongst the traditionally published earls and duchesses. Until this changes, the writing/publishing world will never evolve as we know it is currently trying to do.
Just wanted to give everyone the news that I know will brighten your day, month, Christmas – I’ve joined wattpad.
I will be sharing short stories, fan fiction and excerpts from my books, and you can read them for free, comment, and give me feedback.
You can join me there, I extend the warmest of welcomes to everyone who would like to follow me.
Find me on wattpad here.
How’s everyone getting on with nano? I’ve passed the 50k and feel justly proud of myself. The third volume in The Sinclair V-Logs is taking shape nicely and I estimate that I’m three quarters the way through. Doing nano is great for self discipline, and it’s wonderful to see how creative you can be, even when you’re forcing yourself. This book will, I hope, be published in early Summer 2014.
Promotion, sorry for swearing, is a dirty word for indie authors. It’s worse than fuck, whore, balls and cunt combined and I wince every time I read it, hear it or have to write it. I’m not a natural saleswoman and don’t pretend to be. I find selling myself, my brand and my books, very hard indeed. I have tried though but being financially destitute has prevented me from taking advantage of most internet promotion options.
For a while now, I’ve welcomed other authors to this blog for tours, spotlights and releases, but until recently, I’d never done one myself. A few weeks ago, I decided to try my first blog tour to promote my last release, Bygora Vandos and advertised for hosts all over my social media. I even did a blog here asking for hosts or help.
Here are the results.
I wanted to do the tour for fourteen days, with a different blog on each day, as has become the norm for such tours. I had two weeks notice before the start date and up until the first day, just five (5) people offered to host me. Of those five, only two offered me the link to the piece voluntarily; all of the others didn’t bother and I had to go searching for the post. Another person of the five didn’t bother to do the post at all, and only one further person updated me with blog stats (number of visits etc) and promised to promote the post on other social media. One of the people who did the post, didn’t bother to put up the post until late afternoon, leaving me with just a couple of hours to find it and then post the link on my own social media. All but one, didn’t bother to promote the post on their other social media. None of the people I have ever hosted were among the five mentioned above who offered to host me.
The blog I posted here asking for help got no response at all. Thanks for nothing..!
To put it mildly, I was extremely disappointed in the lack of interest and help by other authors, and this experience has led me to make two decisions.
I shall never host another author on my blog, ever again.
I shall no longer bother trying to promote my own work.
I shall concentrate on writing books. I shall publish them as I usually do on all the usual platforms, and I shall do a blog here announcing it, facebook and twitter. Beyond that, I shall do no promotion at all. There is no point in trying to get my voice heard above all the bored housewives with money who churn out trash erotica and romance by the bucket load, when other authors actively try to block my voice by boycotting me. I shall put my energies into writing, and since I write books worth reading, a rarity in this compost heap that is the self published world, my total focus will be put to good use.
In short, what I want to say to other authors is, Fuck You..!
The third bit of news is that my horror story anthology will hopefully be released on Dec 6th. I’m waiting for cover art at this very moment, everything else is done and finished. I’m looking forward to this, it’s been a long time in the making and it has been done with the help of my facebook friends, many of whom star in the stories. I dedicate this book to them, my murderers, psychos, weirdos, crazies and victims.
Today I have the pleasure of being hosted on James DiBenedetto’s blog here with my novel, Bygora Vandos ~ Sinclair V-Log LB734/A
Hop on over there and show James some love.